were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We need a shit load of segways right now
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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