i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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