i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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