All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
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My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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