This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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