I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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