did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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