Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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