Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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