umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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