I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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