I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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