me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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