Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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