glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he thought i was a dude.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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