OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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