Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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