On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my phone needs a breathalizer
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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