she smelled like a LAN party
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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