If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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