I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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