We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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