So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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