Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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