do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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