Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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