i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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