He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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