If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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