My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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