i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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