Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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