I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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