The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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