thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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