was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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