I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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