i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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