dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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