i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
The air taste purple.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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