whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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