we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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