why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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