If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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