Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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