first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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