im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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