What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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