So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
MIDGETS
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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