Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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