no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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