Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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