I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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